I watched The Batman at an 11 PM showing, and there was no period I felt I could snooze. Great movie. Here’s my spoiler free review for people with short attention spans.
- The new Batman believes in forced induction and throwing the right hook without a jab
- I thought bats could fly 🤔🤔
- Hey! Isn’t that kid Tim Drake from the Titans series now streaming on HBOMax??
- Zoë Kravitz face #sheesh
- I want this Batman to be playable in Smash Bros.
- Riddler is a MF — a serious problem.
- I don’t want any other Selina Kyle now. None. Ever…Lawd, she kills it!
- This masterpiece is dark, raw, and believably human.
- I think this is the dopest Batmobile yet
- Batman is serving hands at night like Waffle House platters. A little Wing Chun, a little Krav Maga in there.
- Selina delivers hands by certified mail the entire movie — a little taekwondo, a little Capoeira
- Supreme acting. Still can’t believe that’s Colin Farrell.
- The IMAX screen is worth it.
- I couldn’t stop staring at the “bat” chest piece. It just looks so hardcore.
- The Batman feels like a dark detective novel in motion picture form.
