My third grade teacher described me as



Aging legacy Black Jack of All Trades by Michael P Wright for michaelpwright.com
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On the Bumble app, a dating profile question you can select is “My third grade teacher described me as”. I like the question. It’s a unique one and makes you think about being a kid again.

I haven’t chosen that question to add to my dating profile. The weird coincidence is that I don’t remember 3rd grade — literally. I know I didn’t skip it. I remember Mr Moore for 1st grade, Ms. Danelly for 2nd grade, and Ms. Reynolds (the daughter of Mrs. Reynolds who was a 5th grade teacher). Third grade I got nothing.

It’s like it didn’t even happen. So, I don’t get to answer the cool question about third grade. Chances are my third grade would say — like many other teachers — that I talked too much.

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