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I’m gonna be that 40 year old with braces
I think there’s something about crooked teeth that challenges your credibility
I figure it’s tougher for a website client to question my wireframes and proposals if my teeth are in order
IDK — makes sense to me
At a glance, I’m sure my teeth give off the impression that:
1) I’ve never won in a game of darts
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2) I cram for written tests
3) I didn’t iron this shirt – or the one other nice shirt you saw me in last
4) I don’t know exactly where my iron and iron board are or if they even got packed
5) My kids talk back to me in public
6) I bite into a Tootsie Pop after only one lick – and using only my incisors
7) I never won a fight in elementary school where the other kid was awake
8 ) I prefer online dating
9) I don’t have a library card
10) If I’m wearing a watch it must’ve been a gift
11) I look for instructions on YouTube when I need to tie a tie
12) I don’t have a checking account
Turns out I got my braces off before my 40th birthday! I got to not have an awesome party with a great smile.
HA! ‘don’t have a checking account’. I crack me up sometimes.