11 Things Panera Bread Tastes Like

I think we’re happier creatures when we’re honest with ourselves. I’d like everyone to stop pretending Panera Bread food is good. Just stop. You don’t have to do this.

Here’s 11 things Panera Bread food tastes like:

1. the ring-shaped stain a coffee mug makes on a desk
2. paper coasters
3. licking the inside of a t-shirt
4. regret
5. when your kid makes something in an easy bake oven but you pretend it’s delicious
6. your mouth first thing in the morning
7. wooden matches
8. chewing the red tape from bologna before it’s been wrapped around bologna
9. car keys
10. forehead sweat when you think your debit card might get rejected at a checkout
11. couch pennies