I’m gonna be that 40 year old with braces
I think there’s something about crooked teeth that challenges your credibility
I figure it’s tougher for a website client to question my wire frames and proposals if my teeth are in order
IDK — makes sense to me
At a glance, I’m sure my teeth give off the impression that:
- I’ve never won in a game of darts
- I cram for written tests
- I didn’t iron this shirt – or the one other nice shirt you saw me in last
- I don’t know exactly where my iron and iron board are or if they even got packed
- My kids talk back to me in public
- I bite into a Tootsie Pop after only one lick – and using only my incisors
- I never won a fight in elementary school where the other kid was awake
- I prefer online dating
- I don’t have a library card
- If I’m wearing a watch it must’ve been a gift
- I look for instructions on YouTube when I need to tie a tie
- I don’t have a checking account
#smile