Via Facebook: I’m Getting Braces



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I’m gonna be that 40 year old with braces

I think there’s something about crooked teeth that challenges your credibility

I figure it’s tougher for a website client to question my wire frames and proposals if my teeth are in order

IDK — makes sense to me

At a glance, I’m sure my teeth give off the impression that:

  • I’ve never won in a game of darts
  • I cram for written tests
  • I didn’t iron this shirt – or the one other nice shirt you saw me in last
  • I don’t know exactly where my iron and iron board are or if they even got packed
  • My kids talk back to me in public
  • I bite into a Tootsie Pop after only one lick – and using only my incisors
  • I never won a fight in elementary school where the other kid was awake
  • I prefer online dating
  • I don’t have a library card
  • If I’m wearing a watch it must’ve been a gift
  • I look for instructions on YouTube when I need to tie a tie
  • I don’t have a checking account

#smile

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