Maybe I need a few more failures to secure my dream epitaph. Is that a thing? A dream epitaph?
Here are some ideas I have:
- He tried…at everything…seriously
- He was fearless
- He didn’t believe in limits
- May he rest after punching up Heaven’s Welcome Packet
- He took you for a ride if you asked him his job title
- He believed resumés were as obsolete as gasoline
- He would have asked you about yourself until you were no longer a stranger
- He insisted daily that everyone in his life celebrate with him
- He didn’t waste a minute
- After he began investing in people, he never worried about money again
- He always reminded Tenniel and Tonio that he was the oldest
- He would have scheduled a social media ad to welcome strangers to the funeral
Just a few ideas I had. I guess since I’ve declared them out loud, they’re now affirmations.
Is that how that works?